@Justin_Stangel: I’m sorry, Vine is stupid.
@donni: Protecting your tweets is like keeping the wrapper on the condom when you have sex
@natashaleggero: I feel like 50% of Tinder swipes are done on the toilet.
@MarthaPlimpton: I’ve got a lot in my life to be grateful for. But, man, that block button is a satisfaction unlike any other.
@badbanana: I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn’t talk back.
@sofifii: Sometimes I get excited for the Instagram sunset pictures more than the actual sunset.
@kellyoxford: I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn.
@Justin_Stangel: How is it #PowerpuffGirls is trending higher than Martin Luther King Jr
@HannahJBetts: I look at twitter & think how much I love most people I come into contact with. I look at Facebook & want to die, slowly, to punish myself.