@Hipsters: my snapchats live longer than my love affairs
@DamienFahey: It’s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
@StevieWatson: hey, where are all those new emoji we were promised❓
@dmaurio: Seeing carefully arranged items staged specifically for Instagram pics evokes a wild sadness in me.
@christerickson: RIP Facebook Messages. If you think I’m downloading an additional Facebook app, you’ve lost your mind
"@MensHumor: Facebook game requests are like the Jehova’s witnesses of the internet.” #word
@Rebeccamead_NYC: quick everyone I need more sunset pics
@lianamaeby: Hashtags are the cargo pants of the Internet.
@kellyoxford: What if we just all start a rumor that Twitter is over so we can stop doing this.
@JaredEng: I hate when you like all of someone’s @Tinder pics and then you look at their @instagram and then you’re all like UGH. 😆😆😆