@kellyoxford: Proof, everyone wants to be popular on Twitter. #oscars
@donni: Protecting your tweets is like keeping the wrapper on the condom when you have sex
@MarthaPlimpton: I’ve got a lot in my life to be grateful for. But, man, that block button is a satisfaction unlike any other.
@scooterbraun: #EsuranceSave30 and if I win I will donate the whole amount to charity. Bring it on.
@SarahKSilverman: wussup @Pontifex can I get a follow back
@Justin_Stangel: How is it #PowerpuffGirls is trending higher than Martin Luther King Jr
@HannahJBetts: I look at twitter & think how much I love most people I come into contact with. I look at Facebook & want to die, slowly, to punish myself.
@sofifii: You can only favorite two tweets from the same person in one day without them having to get a restraining order.
@audreygelman: #2014 Resolution: Less girl-on-girl Twitter aggression. We are all in this crazy world together.