@lenadunham Rule: if you call me fat I block you. There just aren’t enough days on this earth. Let us do on twitter what we couldn’t do in high school!
@kellyoxford Tweeting “Unfollow” is like crashing a party you weren’t invited to, then announcing you’re leaving when no one even knew you were there.
@debbieneedles Once again, twitter proves its greatness. And usefulness.
@HithaPrabhakar: Anyone who is a) in the media + b) has 500 or more twitter followers has an obligation to get ALL FACTS straight before saying anything.
@amandabynes I have a crush on who u used to be
@njinla Tweeting helps my ongoing existential crisis.
@amandabynes If I’m not following you on twitter, I hate you
@damienfahey Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars.
@jennyandteets I think the most fucked up thing you could wish on a person is for them to one day have a daughter with a Twitter account.