@jeanettehayes: Late night Twitter, oh the treats u see before they are deleted in, The morning
@DamienFahey: Everyone voted and we all agree that the underscore in your Twitter handle is the reason no one takes you seriously.
@juliussharpe: When people say something funny, I tell them, “Hey, don’t waste it on me. Put it on twitter, and waste it on everyone.”
@DavidAGoodman: Aristotle would’ve been great on Twitter. Gays are so bitchy.
@lianamaeby: Hashtags are the cargo pants of the Internet.
@RobinMcCauley: My friend says being a parent is a lot of work but come on- it’s a KID not a twitter account
@kellyoxford: What if we just all start a rumor that Twitter is over so we can stop doing this.
@juliussharpe: The major flaw in Twitter’s business plan is it assumes people are interesting.