Where no one Follows Fridays.
@capricecrane Instagram: Turning the entire world into shitty models/photographers one filter at a time.
@dominicdierkes I love it when people shout out their area codes because who gives a shit.
@toddlevin I fear I’m entering my body’s “relaxed fit” period.
@travon Can’t wait to see how many Black kids named Prometheus are born in the next year.
@stephanieclient “Hold me.” -Grudges
@PeterScolari “@MrCraigBierko: Here. http://pic.twitter.com/ljTm5tQk
@joshcomers NYC wants to ban soda. LA wants to ban plastic bags. It’s like a contest to see who can ban the most fun way to kill yourself.
@capricecrane It’s all fun and games until your ex’s relationship status changes on Facebook.
@lianamaeby You working hard, hardly working, or kinda sorta getting some stuff done in between Twitter refreshes?
@kristygee How could you wear sandals to the airport? So many things could drop on your toes like a suitcase or an airplane.
