@RegardingAlex: I’m a lover, not a biter.
@trevso_electric: Domino’s pizza tracker but for seeing when bae is finally ready to go out for the night smh lol #swag
@Molly_Kats: I mostly agree with people so they’ll stop talking.
@justinbieber: Being creative
@PaulyPeligroso: Is an “Ariana Grande” a Starbucks order?
@kdn13: WHY DOES MY VAGINA ALWAYS WANT WHAT’S BAD FOR MY HEART?
@sbellelauren: dogs sure are pretty confident for people who walk around with their buttholes showing
@Molly_Kats: Calling 911 to get out of a hammock should not be a crime.
@shelbyfero: I refuse to marry until I can afford to hire Michael Bay as our wedding photographer.