@IamEnidColeslaw: “I’ll SUCK YOUR DICK FOR A DIET COKE” - me during the zombie apocalypse
@LoreneScafaria: Be nicer!
@lenadunham: 140 characters cannot express the hope and joy meeting all of you has given me.
@GaryJanetti: Teens, a lot of people are going to offer you drugs at parties. Don’t be afraid to say thanks. It’s polite and could lead to more drugs.
@AHSFX: Clown, do you do private parties? #AmericanHorrorStory
@AByrneNotice: A missed call IS leaving a message. The message is ‘I called’. That’s all.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Vaping - When loud people get together to suck on these things that kinda look like home pregnancy tests
@tupactopus: it’s a 6th grade dance what do u mean no twerking
@jimmykimmel: s’mores should be better than they are.
@juliussharpe: Amazon is opening its first physical store. It’s everything you love about their website, without all the annoying convenience.