@jennyjohnsonhi5 You know the old saying, “Once a cheater, always a super fun person to get drunk with.
@maudeapatow Why am I tricking myself into thinking I’m sad the school year is overm
@solangeknowles Oklahoma, you are in my thoughts…
@jeannettehayes everyone i know is a jessa. iw ant more funny shoshannas
@ralphmarston The quality of your life is driven by the quality of your standards.
@drrramina When a TSA agent hits on you, for gods sake, flirt back.
@davidroads The difference in winning & losing is most often, not quitting. -Walt Disney
@justinbieber I like to sleep. Alot
@dannyzuker Pretty cool how Beyonce is the first woman ever to get pregnant twice.